【教程】New Concept Chinglish 新概念钦格利英语
话说鉴于论坛中某些同学在English Forum使用汉语或汉语拼音，或者没法用英语表达，或者说的英语没人看得懂，导致在各位坛友以及目前尚无的外国来宾面前露了自己不会说英语的老底，于是，我们便隆重推出了这样一部教科书，保准你看了以后立马学会，说一口流利的英语，并且别人看得懂！由于工作量太大，一共有96课要写，决定先发这些，以后有空再写点。说明，为了避免各位由于学了本教材而在学校的考试挂科，本教材绝对不含任何语法错误！
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第一课 私人谈话
上星期我去看戏。我的座位很好，戏很有意思，但我却无法欣赏。一青年男子与一青年女子坐在我的身后，大声地说着话。我非常生气，因为我听不见演员在说什么。 我回过头去怒视着那一男一女，他们却毫不理会。最后，我忍不住了，又一次回过头去，生气地说：“我一个字也听不见了！”
“不关你的事，”那男的毫不客气地说，“这是私人间的谈话！”
Th One Lesson Private People Talk Sayings
Up Week I went to see plays. My seat was very good, and the play fairly had meanings, but I had no way to appreciate. A cyan-aged man and a cyan-aged woman sat at the back of my body, saying sayings bigsoundly. I was abnormally producing gas, because I couldn’t hear at what the acting staff were saying. I returned to the head to angrily look at that one man and one woman, but they didn’t pay a hair attention. The latest, I couldn't bear, returning to the head again once and gas-producingly saying: “I also can’t hear one character!”
“It doesn’t close your thind,” that manish said with no hair customer’s gas, “This is talking sayings between private people!”
第二课 早餐还是午餐
那是个星期天，而在星期天我是从来不早起的，有时我要一直躺到吃午饭?的时候。上个星期天，我起得很晚。我望望窗外，外面一片昏暗。“鬼天气！”±我想，“又下雨了。”正在这时，电话铃响了。是我姑母露西打来的。“我刚下?火车，”她说，“我这就来看你。”
“但我还在吃早饭，”我说。
“你在干什么？”她问道。
“我正在吃早饭，”我又说了一遍。
“天啊，”她说，“你总是起得这么晚吗？现在已经1点钟了！”
Th Two Lesson Early Meal or Noon Meal
That was a week day. From my coming I didn’t rise early on a week day. There were time when I lay a straight to the noon-meal-eating time. On the up week day, I rose very late. I looked at the outside of the window. There was a piece of darkness outside. “Ghost weather!” I wanted, “Again down rain.” Correctly at this time, the telephone bell rang. It was beaten here by my auntmother Luxi. “I was hard down the fire vehicle,” she said, “I’m herecoming to look at you.”
“But I’m still eating my early meal,” I said.
“What are you working?” She asked.
“I’m correctly eating the early meal,” I said again once.
“Sky,” she said, “Do you totally rise this late? It’s already one point clock now!”
第三课 请给我寄一张明信片
明信片总搅得我假日不得安宁。去年夏天，我去了意大利。我参观了博物馆，还去了公园。一位好客的服务员教了我几句意大利语，之后还借给我一本书。我读了几行，但一个字也不懂。我每天都想着明信片的事。假期过得真快，可我还没有给我的朋友们寄过一张明信片。到了最后一天，我作出了一项重大的决定。我早早起了床，买来了37张明信片。我在房间里关了整整一天。然而竟连一张明信片也没写成
Th Three LessonPlease Give Me Sending a Bright Letter Piece
Bright letter pieces totally stirs my faked days from getting peaceful. Summer days of the gone year, I went to Yidali. I attended watching the plentiful thing hall, and also went to the public garden. A customerliking server taught me some sentences of the Yidali language, and behind that he also lent me a book. I read several lines, but I couldn't understand a character. Every day I all wanted the thing of bright letter pieces. The faked limit passed actually fast, but I also hadn't given my friends sending a piece of bright letter. To the latest one day, I made out a project of heavy and big decision. I early rose the bed, and bought 37 pieces of bright letter. I closed in the house room whole one day. But I even connectedly hadn't written successfully one piece. 老外讲法语怎么办？
在线翻译？
……………………………………………… 不含语法错误？ 你让我想起了my specail long is fuck do computer。。。。。。{42} computer还可以分解为electric brain
回复 4# 的帖子
special………………………………………………………………………………………… 24，错了，星期应该是Star Limit。。。数学老师告诉我们，分解要彻底 原帖由 Ru43 于 2010-6-20 17:35 发表 https://www.hawkaoe.net/bbs/images/common/back.gif
你让我想起了my specail long is fuck do computer。。。。。。{42}
长见识 神作。 原帖由 王文祎 于 2010-6-20 16:00 发表 https://www.hawkaoe.net/bbs/images/common/back.gif
不含语法错误？
广义的来说语法正确 语法很好 原帖由 _MZR_阔比多华 于 2010-6-20 14:41 发表 https://www.hawkaoe.net/bbs/images/common/back.gif
鉴于论坛中某些同学
淡定{37} 重新顶上，太帅了 呃……逼我写续集啊……
话说新二96课全写真不得了。。。 新三写两课就行 imustgood good study study。。。。。。 勾起我童年回忆.. 神气的东西.............还是新3鲁 New Concept Chinglish 第二集：4~5课
第四课：激动人心的旅行
我刚刚收到弟弟蒂姆的来信，他正在澳大利亚。他在那儿已经住了6个月了。蒂姆是个工程师，正在为一家大公司工作，并且已经去过澳大利亚的不少地方了。他刚买了一辆澳大利亚小汽车，现在去了澳大利亚中部的小镇艾利斯斯普林斯。他不久还将到达尔文去，从那里，他再飞往珀斯。我弟弟以前从未出过国，因此，他觉得这次旅行非常激动人生。
Th Four Lesson: Traveling Walk That Activates and Motivates Humans' Hearts
I hardly, hardly received arrivedly small brother Dimu's coming letter. He correctly is in Aodaliya. Dimu is one working-programist, correctly in working for a home of big public company, and already passed gone over Aodaliya's not few place squares. He hardly bought a liang of Aodaliya small steam vehicle, and present-at gone to the small town Ailisisipulinsi of Aodaliya middle part. He not long also will go to Daerwen gone. From there-in, he again flies towards Posi. My small brother by the past from never outs over the nation. Because of this, he feels gettingly that the time of trip walk abnormally activates and motivates humans' hearts.
第五课：无错号之虞
詹姆斯·斯科特先生在锡尔伯里有一个汽车修理部，现在他刚在平赫斯特买了另一个汽车修理部。平赫斯特离锡尔伯里只有5英里，但詹姆斯·斯科特先生未能为他新的汽车修理部搞到一部电话机，所以他买了12只鸽子。昨天，一只鸽子把第一封信从平赫斯特带到锡尔伯里。这只鸟只用了3分钟就飞完了全程。到目前为止，斯科特先生从一个汽车修理部向另一个发送了大量索取备件的信件和其他紧急函件。就这样，他开始自己的私人“电话”业务。
Th Five Lesson: No Wrong Horn of the Nation of Zhou Dynasty
Zhanmusi Sikete the first born in Xierboli has a steam vehicle repairing and arranging part. Pinghesite leaves Xierbosi only having 5 English inside, but Zhanmusi Sikete the first born never could for his new steam vehicle repairing and arranging part did to a part of electric saying machine, so he bought 12 only pigeons. Yester Day, one obly pigeon handingly th one sealed letter from Pinghesite brought to Xierboli. This only bird only used 3 part clocks to fly completedly all the program. To what's in front of the eye for the end, Sikete the first born from one steam vehicle repairing and arranging part towards another one hairly has presented big quantity of letter files that ropely gets preparing files and the-he tight and anxious letter files. Just this appearance, he opens and starts from self private people "eletric saying" business tasks. 阔比，冒昧转载到我的空间了，实在强大！
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